Dan SUCKS

There is this guy, and his name is Dan. We all decided that he is the worst person alive, Even though he sucks, I will leave out his last name, out of respect. He tries to take advantage of drunken girls, such as my best friend, and he is too cheap to sacrifice a stupid Santa hat to a good cause. He made everybody tgiunk that he was a good guy, but when we turned our backs he proved us wrong. AND he missed a spot while shaving, so Steve had to stare at his little blonde patch under his nose. Damn Dan! He sucks